“FREDERICK WOODRUFF is like a four-dimensional eyeball capable of not just understanding and interpreting bodies in space, but translating their movements into the entire socio-political, psychological zeitgeist.” —Cintra Wilson, author of Fear and Clothing, Unbuckling American Style

“FREDERICK IS A LUCID THINKER and a bad-ass wit, qualities one doesn’t see often in astrological writing. He’s a gimlet-eyed observer of contemporary culture, with an intelligence that is grounded in erudition and spiritual sophistication. His writing never fails to surprise, to delight and to teach.”  — Jessica Murray, author of Soul-Sick Nation and At the Crossroads.

“FREDERICK IS A SAGE with a wise and awake worldview who demystifies the abstract and opens doors of new astrological perception. His Substack columns are the only thing I read as soon as they’re published.” Ronnie Grishman, Editor Emeritus Dell Horoscope

“ALWAYS FULL OF SURPRISES, Frederick knows how to deliver a rip-roarin' read. His depth, integrity, and kindness mark him as a keen astrologer and wonderfully gifted guide.” — Debbi Kempton-Smith author of Secrets From a Stargazer's Notebook

  • Because some of my articles will only be for paid subscribers, which is the newsletter business model for those who write for a living. Or perhaps you just like me, or my astrological work, and want to support it—which is actually a more convincing reason, yes?

  • In essence I cover popular culture as viewed through the lens of astrology, psychology, dreams, the Tarot and semiotics. Imagine a humanities bacchanalia organized by Linda Goodman.


  • Private monthly Horoscopes for Moderns (for mature readers only) for each sign.

  • The Zeitgeist Trend report: Close reads on the current cultural climate to see how it relates to the astrology of the moment.

  • Your dreams analyzed on the couch, with Dr. Dream (me).

  • Astro-Round Tables where paid subscribers ask questions about their natal horoscopes.

  • Trenchant essays and deep-dive articles on topics that you won’t find anywhere else on the Interweb. Like my recent Saturn Pluto conjunction report and the upcoming mega-project, I’m currently compiling on the USA’s 2022 Pluto return.

  • Also, reduced seasonal rates for private inquiry astrology/dream consultations.

Sartorial maven, age 6.
  • I’ve been on the Internet and social media so long I can’t stand to read anything that involves a person telling another person about himself. And yet—blah blah...

  • So, here’s proof that whatever you’re obsessed with in childhood is a good indicator of where you’re headed as an adult. In the third grade, I pestered my dad to get me a typewriter, and then the bastard—because he loved antiques—brought home an ancient Underwood. Despite weighing 400 pounds and requiring an ape's strength to press down on its keys, I taught myself how to type.

  • My astrology teachers were Ivy Goldstein Jacobson and Margaret Latvala. Yes, I’m really that old. My Tarot teacher was the Jewish High Priestess of Los Feliz, Wendy Cohen.

  • Words I’ve written have appeared in Salon, Print, The Advocate, Garage, The Seattle Weekly, The Honolulu Weekly, Unzipped, Out, Cybersocket, American Astrology, and Horoscope.

  • I also contribute as the house astrologer for designer Dan Snyder’s Corridor NYC clothing line. My seasonal astro climate reports appear quarterly in Dan’s journal.

  • Books I’ve written for publishers: Secrets of a Telephone Psychic and Skywriter: Notes on Modern Astrology

  • Books I’m writing now. Non-fiction: Across the Universe: The Astrological Beatles (slated for spring 2022) and erotic fiction: Peter (slated for 2023)

  • Teleplays I’ve written with Keith Bacon: Revelations

  • Venus in Gemini rules my midheaven, so yeah, I’m all over the place vocationally.

  • The house I occupy is on a small strange island in Puget Sound.

Is Astrology Making You Crazy?

A.E. Waite’s Vision: Two Tarots to Rule Them All

Charisma: What’s YOUR Quota?

Joni Mitchell’s Black Keys and the Hissing of Summer Lawns

Dweller on the Threshold: The United States’ Pluto Return

How It All Ends: When I Die the Entire Shitshow is Going With Me

Mark Zuckerberg: Trouble Child

Saturn: The Work and The Love

Life Is Short: Archetypes are Forever

Nonsense and Malaise: Astrological Insights for Maneuvering the Hive


Woodruff illustration by: Hamilton Cline

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Frederick Woodruff
Astrology, psychology, and the Tarot. I'm the house astrologer for Corridor Menswear NYC.